Back when I was "broker-than-broke", I came up with an odd way to save money. I imagined that I was at war against my bills and that my army was in my wallet/bank account. Together, we'd fight the forces of the electric bill, rent, and the nigh-unslayable student loan. And over the years, many a valiant "soldier" perished in the meat grinder of War. Luckily, every payday, reinforcements would arrive. But every so often, I'd waste my "soldiers" on trips, movies, and fun nights out: especially back when I didn't know what I wanted out of life (you know, that "writing thing").
I know. It's goofy. But damn if it didn't work!
And I wasn't cheap. If a friend was in trouble, I'd help him/her in the same way a leader would send troops to help (and maybe die) for a treasured ally. And this dollar = soldier philosophy came and went, depending on what I was trying to pay off. But I'll tell you this, my legion of readers [lol]: when you finally deem your work to be complete and ready to send forth, treat your cash like your own private army. 'Cause, at times, your loot will be your best friend and can help you acquire your heart's desire (well-edited literature, self-publishing expenses, a new computer to type up stories with, etc.).
Having just put Collection #1 in the can, paid taxes, donated money to charity, paid off my cover art, I'm feeling like Sun Tzu or Hannibal after a major campaign. Somehow, I did all of the above in under a year, with a whole lot of self-deprivation (similar to wartime) and with wicked casualties. But the enemy's in full retreat because of prudent planning, discipline, hard work, and tons of luck.
The war ain't over 'til it's won, of course. But I'm feeling good about this fight. All I have to do now is make sure that I don't sacrifice too many of my valiant "soldiers" over useless tactical objectives (like a new car).
But seriously, if you're gonna get into the self-publishing game, save a ton of money . . . [okay, stop laughing] . . . [no, really - knock it off]. Life doesn't let the average human being save money. So you'll probably either give up or pay as you go.
Do the latter.
The "pay-as-you-go" tactic can be done, as long as you strategically plan ahead (like a general at war). Look to the battles/war yet to be fought. And then make sure that you use your "soldiers" wisely.
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